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Essentially the epitome of angsty teenage boredom, Acton, Massachusetts is a small suburban town an hour out of its state's capital city, Boston.
The town is vastly overpopulated, mostly by Asians who have moved into tiny townhouses that were erected in places that either used to hold forests or recreational buildings. Due to the constant demand for housing, more and more locations initially meant for entertainment are being destroyed to build complexes.
Their high school is largely filled with dumb jocks with vocabularies as broad as that of the average fourth grader's, and coked-out whores who are unnaturally thin and unnaturally blond.
The most common activities for these bored teenagers are smoking marijuana behind the bowladrome, getting drunk in public, complaining about how boring Acton is, throwing up the horrible low-quality Asian food at Harmony's restaurant, and having orgies.
Also, a good number of crazy people live here. A prime example is the demographic of girls who were obsessed with horses in middle school and now hook up with boys at random, go out of their way to hit on men who obviously don't want them, and make ridiculous youtube channels that make them look like schiziophrenic nutcases.
I would not suggest vacationing here.
1: Dude, where did you go on vacation?
2: Acton, Massachusetts.
1: What did you do there?
2: Nothing..
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The small slice of heaven on the elbow of cape cod. Best place you will EVER go to. Also is home to many lax bros who love to sail. And it is near some of the best boarding schools in the country.
Bro this place is so awesome its almost like Chatham, Massachusetts
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The shitiest town you have ever been to, if I had to rate it on yelp I would give it -5 stars. The people are fake, snobby, and close minded. There is no diversity or jobs. Everyone pretends to be rich but they are poor and live in McMansions. It is seemingly forever aways from everything like Boston and providence. The town architecture is amazing though, with glorious cooling towers and beautiful abandon power plants. 1/2 the houses overlook the highway and the school system sucks as much as the polluted river the town sits next to and praises. I learned nothing in the school system because I was put into sped classes because there was no more room in the high level classes because 1/2 the kids parents call into the school to get their kids into higher classes, but I just call those kids “call in’s”. If you are stuck in this shitty town like I was I recommend applying for diman or Bristol Aggie.
Hey have you been to Somerset Massachusetts because I heard it’s real shitty.
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A town in which (myself, among many) potheads live. It is actually a very nice town anyways. It has very good school systems, with a VERY low rate of crime (besides the weed). It is near Worcester, MA and Boston, MA.
Michael: Hey, dude, I just drove down to Oxford, Massachusetts from Worcester!
Jon: Yeah? Your point?
Michael: I scored half an ounce for barely ANY money!
Jon: WELL ROLL A JOINT MAH NYUGAH
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A safe town based on factual data. A town that offers many affordable youth recreation activities through the town rec department. A town that is not overrun with commercial industry, yet financially benefits from industry on the town borders. Excellent schools. A place that has very poor sports fields for youth athletics compared to surrounding towns that have invested in artificial turf that saves money over time. A town that is fiscally conservative. A town with down to earth, hardworking people.
Wilmington, Massachusetts
High school rated 9 out of 10 on greatschools.net based on 2008 MCAS scores. Youth sports fields look like a dog track. Brand new, state-of-the-art middle school.
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Ware Massachusetts known as the town that cant be licked . A once thriving mill town that now is all but bare on main street with a few businesses and buildings ready to be demolished
Definition of ware Massachusetts a old town
A town full of people who either think they're hicks or gangsters. Full of drugs and teenagers who think that smoking weed makes them badass.
Often called "Cavah" by those who like to pretend that they have Boston accents, when in reality they go to the city at a maximum of three times a year.
Usually referred to as "near Plymouth" when asked the question, "So, where are you from?"
People always talk about how they can't wait to leave, but most end up staying in their parents' basements and going to community college, making money by selling drugs to the new generation of lazy wannabe Bostonians that party with the same three people every Friday night.
Full of girls who think they're attractive, guys who think those girls are attractive because there's nobody else around to compare them to, and people that are stuck-up for no reason other than the fact that they can get away with smoking and underage drinking.
Home of cranberry bogs and guys that think they're hicks because they work them.
Person 1: Hey, where are you from?
Person 2: Carver, Massachusetts
Person 1: ......
Person 2: Near Plymouth
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