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is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.
Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?
When you are laying on the floor and someone close to you randomly stands on your butt and makes weird dance movements while trying not to fall off.
I hate it when you give me a butt massage. In the end everyone is hurt in some way or another.
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The rubbing of the outer sphincter for pure enjoyment or as a precursor to anal intercourse in order to relax it and make it open to allow for insertion.
Oh baby, let me give you a rim massage before I take you from behind.
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Massages that usaully end in a "happy ending." Chinese massage areas tend to be code for prostitution
Joe was lonely and fat- so he had to go to a chinese massage to fulfill his desires.
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1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.
2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.
1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.
2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.
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The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..
You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!
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A casual way of suggesting sex.
Guy: Yea baby, tonight i will come over and give you a full body massage.
Girl: Oooooh I love massages. What kind will you give?
Guy: A Full-Body and an Internal Massage
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