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1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.
2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
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A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.
-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
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Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.
In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.
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Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.
Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!
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Clown masterbation occurs when you put your penis in a large rainbow wig. Then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).
So dude how did you get into the circus?
Oh I had to do some clown masterbation
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To masterbate oneself with hooks.
Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.
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sticking a dry finger in an ear.
She alien masterbated her boyfriend.
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