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If you could love a single human being on this planet, this person would be first in line, waving their
arms frantically with a grin on their face. No matter where you go or what you do, they will always love
you, and every moment of pain you two share will turn into something amazing inside of your souls.
It is called the 'Perfect Match' because, no matter what terrible things befall you both, you will always
become stronger, and nothing, not even death, can stop it. They're the kind of person who, just by
existing, makes you want to run a little faster during exercise, drive a little safer on your way to work,
eat a little healthier every morning so that you can grow old and help raise your grandkids together, and
each little thing eventually becomes worked together so that you yourself can love them more and become
that same amazing person in their life as well. If there were any way to repay them for all they did and do
for you, it would be to live with them for the rest of your life and give back to them every second your aging
body possibly can. And maybe, maybe just a little bit more.
-"They're way too cute. Do they ever let go of eachother?"
"Do they have to?"
"What do you mean?"
"I've known them since we were all kids. They're soul mates."
-"Why are Mom and Dad so happy all the time?"
"You're still a little kid. You wouldn't get it."
"But..."
"They're soul mates. Wouldn't you be happy all the time if the awesomest person in the world ever was always with you?"
-"I'm going to stab you."
"BUT HE STOLE MY FOOD."
"Don't care. Stop looking at him like that and I'll put down the fork."
"I'd listen to her. They're soul mates.....Don't look at me like that. She also has a fillet knife under the table, by the way."
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Chiefly British English.
That one person in your life who is like a sibling. You'll do anything for them, literally. They understand you, you understand them and you're always happy when you're around them. You just click.
Similar to best friend, but you can only really have one best mate, otherwise they are probably just good friends.
My best mate is like a brother to me, and I hope we are best mates for life.
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Mating March is a month of March in where everyday you find someone to date and then dump them right after. On the last day you'll choose a person to stay with forever. It's your choice to either take it as 'fuck someone everyday' or 'date someone everyday.' Your choice, again.
Yo, Joe.
Yeah, what the hell do you need?
Tommorow is Mating March.
Time to rape some bitches.
The person who you regularly hook up with not to the point of emotional connection but more than a booty call.
I normally tell the guy to leave in the morning but I recently upgraded him from booty call to shag-mate.
shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.
Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate
Going somewhere or doing something that would traditionally be considered a romantic or 'date-like' venue or event with someone who is a friend and you have no plans to be romantically involved with. Traditionally used to describe a female-male pairing
Tom and I had an awesome mate date, we went ice skating, went for dinner and had a stroll along the beach
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A way of speaking ill about someone that you know to another person. No one ever wants to be your mate. Use accompanied by a shaking negatively of the head. Quite often followed up by "Na, he is your mate" and a small argument on who's mate the person actually is.
Shaun say something stupid
Me to owen : Shaun is your mate
Owen: Na, he is your mate
Me: No one he even looks like you........
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