Bone Meal

Bone Meal is the slang version for blissfully feeding (inserting) your engorged, throbbing, veiny member to the inviting, gaping and willing open mouth of your sexual partner (male or female) to perform fellatio.

Stan: I can't wait to get home tonight Bro!!
Carl: Why what's happening?
Stan: Carla called me and said she's ready for some Bone Meal tonight!
Carl: Sweeet Brahhhh! Make sure she gives you a Creamy Smile after the delivery!

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Hobo Meal

When you have no plates or dishes to cook with. Typically when camping.
Get a campfire going.
Get tinfoil and get a decent size square sheet out. Put a ball or patty of hamburger meat in the middle. cut up potatoes and throw in with the burger. you can add onions, carrots whatever you want for extras and seasoning. Get another piece of tinfoil and fold up all the ends and corners so the ingredients don't fall out.
Now put the tinfoil with your meal on the fire. Works best with no flames, but on hot coals of the fire. Let it cook 15 -20 minutes. Amazing meal.

What do you want to eat tonight for dinner? We don't have any plates or dishes.
Lets cook hobo meals. They are life changing.

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11$ Meal

If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.

This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks

The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.

The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.

Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"

You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."

Minority: "What are you talking about?"

You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."

Minority: "Sure thing.."

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Sad Meal

interj. Used to express disappointment, let down, defeat.
antonyms 1. Happy Meal 2. Yay, great 3. Woo Hoo

Hey my kid's meal didn't come with a toy, sad meal!
Stefanie: How is your day going?
Jordan: Crappy.
Stefanie: Aww, sad meal!

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420 Meal

McDouble, Medium fries, And Medium drink at McDonalds. All together and with tax adds up to $4.20. :)

Chris smoked at 4:20, on 4/20 , and bought himself a 420 meal.

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meal ticket

another name for sugar daddy.

LUXURIES WITHOUT A JOB
Gwendolyn: Monica, where are you getting all of this costly shit?
You don't even have a job!
Monica: Oh. All of that is from my meal ticket.
Gwendolyn: From what?
Monica: Not what, who!

NEED MORE GROCERIES
Bianca: Dammit... I spent all of my money shopping and my refrigerator's empty. I'm hungry!
Yolanda: You don't get your paycheck until two weeks from now.
Bianca: I better find myself a handsome meal ticket!
Yolanda: Seriously.

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Meals on Wheels

The role reversal of Road Dome. In other words, it is the act of a male passenger performing cunnilingus on a female driver.

Johnny's car was broken down, so I had to drive...it's okay though, he gave me the best meals on wheels ever!

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