Meating

When you meet someone in person that you prospected from online dating for the first time.

How was your meating from the internet date?

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meat

simply a dick

My meat turned purple when I fucked that freshman shawty.

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Meat

A cornish variation on the word "mate", commonly used by French teachers.

"What does 'viande' mean again, sir?"
"Ahh it's meat, meat."

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meat

A noun used to replace such boring words to lighten up a conversation.

1)MOM- The meat looks so big.
lil' jimmy-You bet that meat is big. I have never seen a larger meat rod.

2)PERVERT- Hey baby! let me touch your new meat.
Stripper- These meats cost 25 grand bitch. pay up you meat stroker

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Meat

n. Pussy for chowing-down on. Best when served raw in a bald pink taco.

Margaret! Your meat's gone rancid! Pass the salsa woman!

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Meating

The act of adding meat to a meal that usually contains none.

Damn, this lettuce could really use some meating.

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meat

a person that is acting like a dick

your a meat!

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