kid's menu eater

a closed-minded individual who is difficult with eating things out of their comfort zone. Typically seen in ethnic type restaurants ordering hamburgers and hot-dogs, maybe even spaghetti.

I have such a hard time finding a place that Kelli would want to eat at. She's such a god damned kid's menu eater. All she likes is plain hamburgers and cheese pizza.

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RAID THE DOLLAR MENU

To order an entire meal off of the one dollar menu, at various fast food restaurants.

"Let's go raid the dollar menu at Wendy's"

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Drop Down Menu

A feature designed in Internet Explorer 6 in the year 1999 (also featured in IE 7,8). Till this day, used by many people that have not discovered favourites or quick links. Also known by many as the "Drop down menu" also the "Show Address Bar Autocomplete".

Old man Hall: WHERE IS MY DROP DOWN MENU!?!? (while using google crome)

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Workin' the Dollar Menu

Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered

Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL

"Workin' The Dollar Menu"

Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.

Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."

Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."

Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!

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Dollar menu whore

A girl who suck dick for something off the dollar menu.

Guy 1: man she gave me head so I would buy her a mcchicken!
Guy 2: damn she a dollar menu whore

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dollar menu

Dollar Menu, the vending machines at school, as opposed to a vending line (pay xtra for outside foor) or normal lunch.

Man I have no money today, I'm gonna hit the dollar menu.
Anyone coming with me?

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going off-menu

Cheating on ones significant other

Dude 1: Can you believe Jesse James is going off-menu for Marilyn Manson?

Dude 2: Dude, apparently she lets him park his hot rod in her monster garage like 5 times more per week than Sandra Bullock.

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