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While people are having anal sex, someone ejaculates into someone's ass. Then, the person with jizz in their ass, farts onto someone's face, shooting the jizz out of their asshole onto someone's face, leaving them with the aroma of fart and the texture of jizz on their face.
When Brian, Eric, and Matt were having a three way during their rap group practice, Eric didnt want jizz in his ass. However, Brian jizzed in Eric's ass, so Eric in order to get revenge, pulled a Messy Matt on Brian and Matt, however Brian and Matt enjoyed it and didn't care.
A young Argentine soccer star who currently plays for both Argentina and F.C. Barcelona. Having dominated in the u-20 Cup, he went on to become a all-time leading scorer for F.C. Barcelona. He is often compared with Diego Maradona, who declared Messi his prodigy.
C. Ronaldo: How did Barcelona win the Club World Cup?
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!
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the greatest footballer of all time. He is gifted by God. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24, 1987. He 31 years old. His sons are Mateo Messi, Ciro Messi, and Thiago Messi. His wife is Antonella Roccuzzo. He plays for Barcelona and Argentina (international club). His biggest rival is Christiano Ronaldo, is compared to Messi, but he is nothing like Messi.
fan1: Ronaldo scores at the 88' minute, It's tied
(two minutes later) fan2: Gooooaaaaallll Leonel Messi scores last second to make it 3-2 Barcelona won. Messi is the king of clasicos
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When your performing anal sex with a girl, you cum inside her ass. Then she shits with the cum still with it making it look like chocolate and melted marshmallows inside the graham cracker (butt cheeks). After she has those two things mixed together in her ass you eat it, which will get thing all messy.
One night me and this girl were by the fire and she made a delicious messy smore for me.
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When you diarrhea into a girls clam and then you use it as a lubricatin substance for ya sexual pleasure
ex. in da pussay
Last night i was fuckin Alejandra and she was dry as a prune in da Mojave, so i had to use a messy Mendez to finish da job
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When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster
Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!