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The pugs of the human race. They're mom's used meth while pregnant with them resulting in them being underweight, having a baby face for their entire life, and having tons of health issues. Almost all of them are mentally disabled to varying degrees and it's unknown if they live very long.
Lexi is an adult but looks like a toddler because she's a meth baby
Someone who is definded as a man, a legend, a Demi-God, or King Cobra
A true cocksman in his own right. Just ask and he'll tell yah. Can get you pregnant from the next county.
Legend has it he once snorted cocaine off a strippers posterior on a marathon chopper ride to St. Louis
Has been known to knock someone out with one punch...EVERY TIME. Feared at Meijer and Walmart.
If you cross his fishing line I hope you brought your swim trunks fella. Respects few...fears none. Turned Tinder into Tender and a Clam Digger extraordinaire.
My Wife and I were having trouble getting pregnant, Big Meth looked at her once and now we're expecting triplets of three different cultures.
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When someone inadvertently becomes a slave to Methadone addiction. When every aspect of ones life is sacrificed for the main goal of obtaining the narcotic Methadone.
Susan had a good job and two beautiful children before she got Meth Owned.
Breast milk produced from a mother who does meth.
Obviously I got smart because my mom breastfed me “meth milk” for a year.
This bitch is so fucking stupid, her mom must have gave her “meth milk”.
Sugar is mormon meth.
Sugar is Mormon Meth as the Mormon's eat baked goods like its an addictive drug, and its the only drug they are allowed to have as they do not drink alcohol or caffeine.
A really skanky cunt that pretends to be a normal chick that hits on you at a bar. She often looks normal and lies through her teeth about her personal life. In actuality she is a welfare witch and her kids sleep on pee stinking mattresses on the floor. The diaper bin is overflowing and the litter box smells like satan's scrotum. You decide to fuck it anyway, as it is 1:30 AM and men are pigs. The phone rings constantly after 1:30 AM as the bars are closing and losers are calling her for some squish. She will talk you into buying coke or meth then she will steal it. When you are thinking with your dick, you will try anything.
"I see Lori found another sucker. Look at him slobber all over her. He's going to be sorry he ever met that meth whore."
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The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs
Meth mites are not real, go to sleep
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