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one of the few states that completely blows....literally. its always down on its knees.. freebies all the time.
(see synonym: zach cawvey)
higher unemployment rate than national average, one of the top crime rates in america (but not the highest because we can't even do that right), and it snows here nearly 4 months out of the year...michigan does blow (like zach cawvey)
Ah Michigan...this state blows...but not as bad as Alaska
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a state so conservative, it is a surprise that it swings democrat
yep michigan
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Something really fucked up with no chance of ever getting better. Used as a noun or verb
Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up
You to pool partner: Just don’t michigan this
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh
*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan
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the worst place to live in the united states..
son: dad i dont even like michigan
dad: youre right son we should have moved to ohio. *sigh*
mom: GO BUCKEYES!! michigan is our bitchigan!!
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Ohio State’s bitch since 2001
Guy 1: “Dang bro, Michigan is getting slapped up by Ohio State again?”
Guy 2:”Yeah, kinda expected now”
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Michigan is the only state in the United States of America where the majority of men are fags that would much rather blow another guy or take it in the ass than they would bang a hot chick, though you really can't blame them as the majority of women from there are fat ass pigs that usually wear flannel shirts and don,t shave their nasty crotch which often confuse the many queer lumberjacks because it looks so like the undergrowth of a uncut forest. All in all a state that should belong in Canada.
Dude, I was driving along and I found myself in Michigan and every woman there looked like a dude and every dude wanted to blow me or have me fuck em in the ass !! Stay away from Michigan !!
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