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Sex where one person yells or insults the other person loudly
I had some great military sex with that Instagram model.
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The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.
I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.
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1. Republican euphemism for starting a war of aggression, the "supreme war crime" according to the UN charter, as heard during an interview from the floor at the 2008 RNC (Republican National Convention).
One of a long list of things the Republican Party has apparently done to disappoint its supporters is when it engaged in military adventurism.
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Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
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The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.
"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.
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Military man in tommyinnits recent we joined the military! video
hey do you know mr military?
me:you mean from tommyinnits recent video?
yes!
When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”