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missionary muppet

a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.

Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...

by PolishMenace October 23, 2009

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Urban Missionary

A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.

I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.

by the Little Kid June 1, 2006

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Twat Missionary

One who partakes in a furry helmet

Hot dog! I never knew Charles was such a twat missionary

by Rusty Trombone March 25, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Australian Missionary

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal

โ€œI love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!โ€

โ€œAustralian missionary is the best!โ€

by Shablammy October 24, 2019

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Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.

"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"

by bullernub January 2, 2011

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Missionary Ridge

a 10 mile horizontal mountain top neighborhood filled to the brim of stuck up aarping elders.

I took a scenic drive on missionary ridge and all i could concentrate on were the old people complaining about sore hips or backs.

I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.

by rainystorm14 June 17, 2011

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Mormon Missionaries

Useless.

Mormon Missionaries are useless.

by Torusorus December 6, 2018

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