when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.
woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?
man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!
A missle that looks like a toe
Person 1: OK fine I killed them
Person 2: With what?
Person 1: A missle toe🙄🙄🙄🙄
A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.
Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.
The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.
I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!