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A gay nigga that does farms in his backyard that makes his students work for him as slaves
Mister Lawrence is about to nut
another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.
Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.
A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.
This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"
Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"
Scenario 2:
Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.
that nigga sicario like mister hoeless
A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.
Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"
Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"
A dry fart delivered to a sweaty crack yielding a fart mist.
It's so hot out, I can't tell if that was a wet one or just a Mr. Mister.