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when you fill your cousins ass with cement then mix it around with your dick
last night i gave sally sue the redneck cement mixer
When an ordinary kickback turns into an all out, but totally awesome, scat party and orgy.
Everyone makes it a point to attend Frank's parties. They always turn into more than just a kickback. Last month his Netflix and chill turned into an all out Scatalina Wine Mixer.
The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.
Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.
A event that starts out as a small kickback but before you know it There's a guy riding a horse naked, people shotgunning 24 oz beers, three girls making out and all the bathrooms are full of people either fucking or puking or both. It's a god damn Catalina wine mixer.
Dude last night was a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It started with just a football game and ended up with bob screwing a fat chick while Nate puked in the toilet!
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A classy, formal social event between a sorority and a fraternity. Enter the world of Franzia-stained dress shirts and watch as lovely ladies slap the bag and chugg from their knees. Enjoy the evolution of the night as the croonings of Billy Joel and Elton John transform into the lyrical bliss of Sage the Gemini, Two Chainz, and VIC. Be sure to get your fill of grinding on those sexy sorority girls in their little black dresses. If you don't sweat it out now, tomorrow you'll be too hungover to clean the wine stains off of your Sperrys. But then again, who gives a shit.
Originated by the gentlemen of the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity.
We need twenty boxes of Franzia and ten liters of crappy wine for the Fratalina Wine Mixer.
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When you take a shit on somebody’s chest and then proceed to motorboat it afterward.
Yo, Kevin!! I gave James Charles a wicked High Point Mixer last night!
The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.
"Oh man, check out my butt! I just got a Canadian Cement Mixer from Marco!"
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