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vomiting weed (marijuana) that you have eaten without heating it up
Daniol: hey terren you thought you could get high by eating weed huh
Terren: yeah how did you know haha
Daniol: caught you pulling a reverse mj last night
Terren: haha classic
Daniol: haha
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when people use to hate michael jackson until he died and then people started to like him.
boy: i hate michael jackson
****michael jackson dies****
boy: i love michael jackson. im a mj hater no more
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A French youtuber with a hammer that supposedly talk about movies but mostly talk about politic. His nemesis is Psyhodelik the serbian.
-Did you see the last video of MJ FERMEZ LA ?
-No, I watched the Last Psyhodelik's video about him
1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.
2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
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When someone wears a black suite with a yellow tie to an event. That was what the Jackson family was wearing during the memorial.
Mike came to our wedding with a black suite and a yellow tie ; he pulled a MJ memorial. The worst thing is he didn't realize he was pulling a MJ memorial.
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The act of jizzing on your hand then slapping a girls face
"yo man my chick moans to much, so i gave her my Pimp MJ hand
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