Dick Monger

Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.

-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...

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Jew-monger

One who specifically seeks out Jews for relationships; Someone who can't get enough of the jewish-folk

Greg, quit being such a Jew-monger!

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douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

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Cock Monger

Derived from the Afro-Saxon made, Cock. And the latin Mahnger. A Cock Monger is one who has an unquenchable thirst for Cock.

Jessica Alba is such a Cock Monger.

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Whore Mongerer

One who mongers whores, a pimp.

Joesph Stalin is Not a whore mongerer.

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cock monger

one who incredibley desires a dick insertion of either their coot bag or their corn bomber

wow that slizzo janey is such a cock monger

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whore-monger

One who accumulates many whores, keeping them ever by their side for assurance. Also, occasionally, for casual sex. They will often-times be macho males who wear dark sunglasses although occasionally nerdy whore-mongers of easy geeks arise. In many cases, the band of sluts will be several years younger than the whoremonger himself, in all likelihood because they put out faster and enjoy the importance of getting attention from the dangerous "olda boys".

We saw the whore-monger in the hallway with his faithful band of sluts by his side.

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