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little brown fuck monkey A term used by americans living in central america to describe permiscuis latin women
i seen the hottest little brown fuck monkey at the bar last night so i took her home poked her in the brown eye and then gave her a dirty sanchez before the money shot
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When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.
Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.
Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.
Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
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When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.
If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?
the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.
bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!
jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.
When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...