mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

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Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"

1. Aspire mi mono, puta.

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bailar el mono

Transalted into english it means "Dance the Monkey" which means "To fuck" (in spanish)

Oye mia amor tenemos que bailar el mono esta noche.

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mono chi-chi

a chick with one boob

Last night I took that chick out from proscessing and went to feel her up and discovered she had a mono chi-chi

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Mono make-out

The act of making-out without the trade of saliva, using small pecks.

Adam: I have mono.
Eva: We can't trade saliva.
Adam: That sucks....
Eva: ....Then that means.. It's...
Adam: What?
Eva: MONO MAKE-OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: YAY! Thats a super idea.

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Mono-functional settlement

A settlement is where there is only one main industry.

A mono-functional settlement example is a cattle station.

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Mono from little nightmares

A 10-year-old mf that got betrayed by a Coraline ripoff and now is a depressed pixie stick

Person 1: yo, do you Mono from little nightmares?
Person 2: u mean that kid that looks like dr. Flug from villainous?
Person 1: yeah

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