Mother

1) God's gift to man in the form of a beautiful 500ml energy drink.

2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.

1) random dude: yo dude i got a tiny little v energy drink, want some.
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.

2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!

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Mother

MOTHERS ARE HARD WORKING WOMEN THAT ARE LOVED BY OTHER MOTHER'S BEING IN CHARGE OF THE CHILD THEY TAKE CARE OF LIKE A HAWK.

Kid:mom I think Judy from school likes me
Mom: well if Judy touches you in a wrong way call me and I would be ready with a hitman.
Kid:okay mommy I love you ... and he did
Mother: uh oh he will be shot bye 3:00 sharp
Kid : thx mommy

Mother:I love you too know go to sleep
Kid : ok mommy love you goodnight .

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motherness

act of being a mother

your motherness surrounds me.

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Mother

Also known as:
motherfucker
motha
mf
gramma
my mamma's mamma's baby
gma
g-mamma
g-pappa's wife

1. A sarcastic insult.
2. A lame insult.

Jerome: Hey Pumba, you're such a mother!
Alan: Pumba? I'm Alan!
Jerome: Whatever, you stupid mother!

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Mother

1. someone who will love you unconditionally, till her last breath.

sarah said " your mother is the only woman who loves you just as much as god does."

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Mother

A mother is a loving figure they nurse us and care for us.

Mothers are the reason we are alive they raise us, as a female grows older she will begin to have changea to their body so that she can nurse her child

Mothers are a main part of our childhood

Mother's are our past present and future

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Mother

-noun- someone who is a guardian of some kind, mainly female.

I love my Mother.

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