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The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.
"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"
"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"
"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"
A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election
If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election
When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.
Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash
Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!
Popular in the Burlesque world. Moustache Tits are when a dance has straight fringe pasties.
Dancer: Do you like my new fringe pasties?
Me: They kind of look like moustache tits.
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when the person giving oral sex has a mustache
Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there
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An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.
BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!
BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.
BOY 1: Dude.
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The act of one man placing his penis on another man's upper lip.
"My favorite movie was Bladerunner."
"Thats it I'm going to give you a Minnesota Moustache."
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