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That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"
Alex "wtf"
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what you use to whoop someone's ass
spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*
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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.
Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.
A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.
That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.
loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass
i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.
a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase