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Having sex with a woman by sliding your penis between her labia.
She was kind of freaked out when I DUTCH MUDFLAPPED her.
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After 6 Arizona Sunrises at Sizzlers you bag a voluptuous heifer at closing time, then you take her for a ride in your clapped out PT cruiser and after 2 minutes of foreplay you proceed to shit on her flabby sloberknocker milk truck tits and she flails them out the window at a high rate of speed, producing a sound similar to a juicy ham strapped to a jackhammer slappin a slab of granite, which can result in a 3.7 magnitude shockwave on the richter scale.
"Fuck yeah bud, I managed to pull off 4 Milwuakee Mudflaps this week with some middle aged beefy bimbos"
When you put your cock in a girls ass and stuff your balls in her pussy
I gave your girlfriend a Tahitian mudflap last night now she won't quit calling me
The dirty, scruffy unmaintained moustache which sits above your upper lip can be identified in the province of Manitoba from and can even be seen worn by some PipeLiners in British Columbia.
Look at the Manitoba Mudflap on that Unit!
Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance
OMG she/he has Danish Mudflaps!
The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.
Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"
Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
A vagina so worn out that the labia(lips) hang low like a nutsack.
I told the bitch to roll up her stanky mudflaps because she was attracting seagulls.