A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.
The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.
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its a jersey thing.
You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.
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An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.
"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.
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A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.
When you are really bad at a video game
Gabe is muff cabbage