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of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me
T.M. You Muppet.
Patience... Is All It Takes....
YEAHH RIGHT!
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A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.
"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."
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(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.
Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.
when white boy be all at the disco
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
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A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.
This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.
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A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.
Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.
Teeth that are widely and evenly spaced apart, like that of a Muppet.
Roxanne uses twine to floss her Muppet Teeth.