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When a chick is giving a massive blow job, stops and puts a line of cocaine on your cock, snorts it, then proceeds to deep throat said cock until she gags
This bitch gave me the meanest mushroom slider ever!
A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.
Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.
An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.
Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.
Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.
Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!
When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."
Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"
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A management philosophy prescribing to the theory that to best motivate your employees, you must at all times:
1. Keep them in the dark.
2. Feed them full of shit.
This form of management applies to every situation where management is involved. Be it passing on critical information to employees, or informing people of policy change and company announcements. The entire purpose is to be as vague and unresponsive as possible. The ultimate culmination and success of this management style can be found when people draw comparisons to management and a black hole. Where resources and information go in and nothing comes out.
Example of Mushroom Management:
Employee1: So you talked to management on our companies re-bid for the contract?
Employee2: Yea, but didn't get much. Management said there's nothing to report.
Employee3: How can that be? Our fucking contract is up next month, how can they not know anything?
Employee1: Don't ask me dude. Man I feel like I'm constantly in the dark and fed full of shit. Kind of like a mushroom.
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1) Place where the Super Mario games take action.
2) ''Going to Mushroom Kingdom''; To Trip with LSD, Acids, Mushrooms or any other hallucinogen drug. As the Mushroom Kingdom is a happy place with lots of colors, just like the place you go when you trip with these drugs. Also because of the word ''Mushroom'' in ''Mushroom Kingdom''.
1) The Mushroom Kingdom is being attacked by Bowser!
2) Oh man... im going to Mushroom Kingdom right now...