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The penis, primed and ready for action.
His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.
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An older lady dressed like a skank
Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb
An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree
'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt
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An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.
"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"
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Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake
Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.
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The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.
Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.
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when someone prefers people who blindly follow them over those that have issues with them
The way Trump surrounds himself with yes men and lays into his critics, it's obvious he prefers mutton over beef.