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The penis, primed and ready for action.
His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.
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An older lady dressed like a skank
Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb
An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree
'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt
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An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.
"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"
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Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake
Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.
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The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.
Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.
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