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1) a figure of speech expressing extreme disgust
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2) the literal request for having a dick placed into your sphincter
john: Dude that was a shit pass
Andrew: Fuck My ASS!!!
Hooker: Hey baby you wanna fuck my ass?
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a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss.
b. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem.
2. To keep in a safe condition; safeguard.
The term was derived from a true story surrounding an assassination attempt on a member of a Scottish family based in the Glasgow area with Celtic connections.
The hitman missed his intended target when he failed to take account of the subjects poor fitness when running.
The resultant shot landed in the calf area and not the ass where he had been paid to land his shot.
The hitman was never paid, the subject lived on to continue his simple existence and a new slang phrase was born.... You "saved-my-ass".
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Someone who is in a bad or bitchy mood.
Clay: Ay Morai have you had a dick in your ass today?
Morai: Yes,Clay I have had a dick in my ass all day.
Liz: Me too.
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A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.
I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.
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Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.
Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!
Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go
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Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.
I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!
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To shit a quantity of shit that is equal to the size of your ass.
"I feel like I have to shit my ass."
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