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RULE: cum in my vagina and your my boyfriend
You don't want to be my boyfriend? Well you C in my V and your my BF!
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a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)
hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT
“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”
When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”
MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.
2)a way to masturbate.
i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''
he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.
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Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.
To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.
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Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.
"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.
"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
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