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An older hippie woman/child who is a monument to the divine feminine. Is practically extinct in the 2020's, but is still so relevant that even college men find her fascinating and can't quit bothering her. Has the Universe on her side of the game. She practices benevolent wicca and believes deeply love/life forces. Kicks ass in ARG.
When treated well, will teach the secrets of making women come like a musical ride. Never will de-fuzz her pussy just to prove she doesn't have to color her hair. Her mission is to develop younger generation of women to reclaim sexual pleasure from the clutches of men.
Watch out for that natural beauty, she'll put a spell on you that will ruin your perceptions of sexagenarians. No other woman will ever be good enough for you.
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Every man's natural sleep aid. Masterbation. Likely originally used by the character Andy on Weeds.
It was taking me forever to fall asleep last night but after a little of nature's ambien I was out in five minutes.
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A child born to unmarried parents, the most neutral way of describing a child as illegitimate or a bastard.
"Natural child" sounds much better than "love child"; George Carlin put it, "I have a love child who sends me hate mail."
"Bastard" is too loaded and "love child" sounds silly, since the "love child" is often the unintended result of one-night stands where love hardly features.
At least "natural child" is accurate without any silly, infantile euphemisms or insulting connotations.
A natural asshole is a person who is born rude. A natural is an admirable human being, as they give zero fucks
Girl: Why are you so rude?
Guy:Im just a natural asshole
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The spur of the moment reaction during a serious or unexpected event. To adapt to the new vibe or tone of your environment. Often used during an awkward moment, a fail, mistake or error. The icebreaker for uncomfortable silence.
Examples:
Someone drops something valuable and it shatters to the floor... Act Natural!
Get pulled over... Act Natural!
Someone says something stupid making an awkward moment of some sort.... Act Natural!
Issues with your signifigant other... Act Natural!
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The reality that women are no better then men psychologically, but more often times worse. Most women are looking for Brad Pit with the Rock's body. When they cant find that, they will settle for a guy thats not all that, meanwhile still searching for something better. Once they find a man of higher value, if the guy she previously gotten has money and does everything for her, she will keep him there, but will mentally move on to the other guy (also called monkey branching) You can see how this can be a never ending cycle.
Guy 1: Women are majestic creatures, they are sooooo amazing.
Guy 2: You will think that until female nature shows its true colors.
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A process or action that has been practiced over time so that it becomes natural or habitual.
"Wow! You dribble the basketball so well!" "Oh, it's second nature to me. I've been playing basketball since i was 5 years old."
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