nerf herder

A lower class outdoorsman who spends his days safeguarding the nerfs on various planets across the universe.

They can best be compared to the American cowboy or shepherds of old in their steadfast pursuit of an independent lifestyle. They generally wear old, worn out work clothes and carry simple projectile weapons as well as staves they use to drive obstinate nerfs out of their hiding places. Due to their significant skills in fieldcraft and gunplay, as well as not having the resources to bathe and change their clothes often, the rest of the "civilized" universe looks down upon them.

"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!"

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Nerf Ninja

The act of someone acting like a complete retard only to destroy his own reputation in attempt to gaining one

kid: Hello folks, i am your nerf ninja

others: wow, what a faggot

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nerf ballshot

shooting nerf gun at someone’s balls

I hated nerf ballshot because it hurt my balls

Nerf Mega

Big ass nerf guns that shoot massive foam ammunition. Recent years have introduced a MEGA XL line that shoots even HUGER foam.

Nerf mega guns may not be good for a practical nerf war but they can even make a grown man feel badass.

Nerf singed

Definition: When singed needs a nerf so bad that hashinshin goes on a 90 second mental breakdown about it, saying nerfed singed over 50 times.

hashinshin: nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed he has the highest winrate and pickrate in top.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed fling is garbage and completely stops lane interraction.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed its been like this the entire season since they removed fervor of battle. nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed.

Nerf pleasure

Nerf pleasure is when you put a toothpick in a Nerf dart then you shoot the Nerf dart in your anus

Hey do you want to do Nerf pleasure

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nerf life

The safe, non risk taking, rule following, square life. References the toys made by nerf which are soft and safe.

Corporate America is so nerf life; we can't do anything fun because we're too busy being politically correct.

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