When you shit then force the shit into a girls asshole pleasurably
"How's Amy." "Not good I gave her a New York City man hole cover last night, she's not walking right "
When the elevator is out in your apartment building and you just bought groceries and you live above the second floor
“I just went to Trader Joe’s to stock up my fridge and now I’m about to have a New York City workout because the elevator is out and I live on the sixth floor fml”
The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.