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A Place Where Incest Is A Thing 🤡
Maya: Since we live in Alabama wanna start a family
Tod: Sure Sis
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The place to go when 'bae' says she thinks of you as a brother.
Bae: "Sorry, I only think of you as a brother."
You: "Well, get in the car- we're taking a road trip."
Bae: "Where?"
You: "Alabama."
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The one place its ok to take your sister on vacation
Man I'm going to take my sis down to Alabama next week!
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Siblingly love taken to a whole new level. Especially step siblings.
"Ayo sis can u fuck me I'm horny as shit"
"Yep, brothers are best lovers"
Hey, it's not illegal if it's in Alabama. Happens every day.
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A beautiful place put down by people who have never been there ( traveling through doesn't count). I have lived here my whole life. Never seen an inbred family. Never seen anyone who no one can understand. Alabama may not be the best, smartest, peaceful state. But it is an awesome place to live. See the nose? Best place in alabama to live. (Opinion).
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ill have to agree with casey the great, god i lived there 16 years and liked it at the time but now i absolutly hate it. full of swamps and trailors, equal number of hot chicks as rednecks- works out alright, many confederate flags- go up north or out west and you wont see one so dont say seeing 10 or so a day is not rascist, the beaches suck, citys are all right, summers are brutal, winters are decent, people seem nice until you date their daughter, lots of trash talk about yankees and liberals- now from 4 years of livin up north ive found they dont give a shit about us and what we think but we seem to bash on them for dumb reasons- dont make sense but oh well. 14 to ride a motor-cycle, 15 for a car. over all decent state.
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