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one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.
it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.
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someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other
"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."
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Someone who manages to have an unusually large number of sexual encounters.
Dan: "Aren't you seeing one of those girls from the coffee shop too? Jen or Liz?"
Jon: "Yeah man."
Dan: "Oh nice, which one?"
Jon: "Both."
Dan: "Damn, dude. Fuckin' heavy-hitter over here."
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Heavy Hitter: A fat and/or heavy set woman. Typically a Heavy Hitter is a fat woman who takes an unwanted interest in you. Can also be a chubby or fat girl with stalkerish & clinger ways because shes fat and desperate for attention.
Example #1: "I just joined a dating website and the only chick that messaged me back was a heavy hitter."
Example #2: Friend: Hey man how was the action at the bar last night? Me: "Kinda sucked, only heavy hitters on the prowl"
Example #3: Friend: "Hey bro who's that fat chick following you around?" Me: "Just some heavy hitter I've been banging to keep the rust off."
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a person who doesn't realize/can't admit they have a huge problem being a gas wholesaler/pundit themselves
criticizing a sauce hitter won't get them to improve themselves.
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a females side line man, or second boyfriend that is really good in bed
"My main man is not good in bed, so I'm going to go meet my figure hitter"
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When you get hit with hotness then get hit with cuteness
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