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The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.
Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.
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The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.
An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>
Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.
"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)
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The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.
Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.
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The feeling of remorse and haggardity one occasionally experiences after a (partying) bender.
Sorry man, I'm not going out tonight.. we killed it for three days straight and I'm experiencing a serious case of bender's remorse. My place looks like the fucking Lizard Lounge!
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The act of going shopping one day, trying on a shirt or item of clothing, not buying it, and then regretting that decision for the next few days.
Girl 1: OMG yesterday at forever 21 i tried on this super sexy top but thought it clashed with my skin tone!
Girl 2: Didja buy it???!!!!1
Girl 1: No and now im suffering frummm todalll shirt remorse D:
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The act of feeling ashamed after a one night stand. The sex was worth it but you still have guilt you just hit it and got the fuck outta dodge.
Took me all day Sunday to get over the fuckers remorse after I boned that sloot Saturday night.
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That sinking feeling after you blow your load, when you look at the porn you've been jerking off to and wonder why you got off on it. Usually applies to fetish orientated material.
The feeling usually subsides minutes later.
*spooge* "....Why the bloody hell did this picture of woman rubbing socks on herself get me off? Man I'm weird. I should throw this stuff out."
*5 minutes later*
"Shit, why did I throw that out? That picture was hot!"
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