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One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
Someone who lives their life for the sake of updating their social network status.
Oh, look at that status queen pounding down drinks with her own camera in her face! No question as to what is on Facebook tomorrow!
Bozo status is your status as a bozo
Alec: Bro WTF they stole my shit
Marc: Bozo status.
Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,
STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
When a large hispanic family gets together at a hospital to support a member of their family with a minor injury and have a sustained freak out attack to show the support.
Status Hispanicus. See above
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This is a term for Facebook and Myspace. It is when person A makes a status directed toward person B, and person B responds by writing a status directed back at person A.
Andrew Johnson is asking you why you continue to play these games with my heart? I just want to be wih you.
Sally James is thinking I just need a little bit more time, but please wait for me.
"Girl did you hear about Kelly and Jonathan?"
"Yeah they real mad at eachother."
"How you know?"
"Cause they on facebook playing status tag!"
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A clothing brand in Venice, California. Rob Dyrdek wears the shirts on Rob and Big. Most famous for their gunshow tee that has an assortment of guns printed on them
Yo son I be rockin this new Rogue Status.
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