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Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 02, 2015


One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

I just had a one wiper

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022


Washington Wiper

The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out

I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion

by Jack Raman June 06, 2017


Wiper Weenie

n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down

It’s barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.

by HerbErtlinger November 14, 2020


Windshield Wiper

A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.

Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!

Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.

by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 11, 2010


Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo

just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.

by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010


forward wiper

1. a stupid person or a person who makes bad decisions, especially a girl

2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason

Jaznisha, why do you keep trying to hook all my friends? You're such a forward wiper!

by Unhookable October 05, 2008