When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required
Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper
n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down
Itβs barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.
A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
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When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo
just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.
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1. a stupid person or a person who makes bad decisions, especially a girl
2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason
Jaznisha, why do you keep trying to hook all my friends? You're such a forward wiper!
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