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A guy who's so addicted to sex that's he's undependable - especially when it comes to making the right choice at the cost of getting it on with some hottie.
Berta to Charlie (Two and a half Men): I can't depend on you, Charlie. You're a nookie-chuckie.
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Female pussy juice that is white on a black mans dick
that bitch nookie smutz'd all over my dick!
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A Nookie Cookie is a Cookie, confection or other bread product that has been soaked, covered or saturated with semen. The purpose of the "Nookie Cookie" is that to challenge pledges to Fraternities during "Rush Week".
An obscure and ancient hazing practice that may or may not be used in fraternal organizational initiations.
Several, if not numberous fraternity members masturbated and ejaculated on to the "Nookie Cookie", which was later served to those that pledged to join their fraternity as to test their personal strength.
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The slang term for "nerd box."
I'm going to study in the nookie G.
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1. An anal joining of 5 or more men by the penis.
2. When men fuck each other anally from behind and form a train.
All aboard the nookie train (Said the man covered in cum)
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When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.
Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
An alternate word for happy ending at an asian message parlor
Emily- "How was your message"
Dj- "It was good i got a hand jibber at the end"
Emily- "OMG did you get a fortune cookie too?"
Dj- "Nah it was some fortune nookie"
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