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when somebodys nostrils are so incredibly huge that they would seem to be able to fit a 12" subwoofer up there comfortably
geez man i met this arab guy called hashan has last night when he was coming out of the gay bar and he had the biggest subwoofer nostrils i've ever seen
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When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.
Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."
Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."
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it's where, fucking, you rest your ballocks on spidey's momses nose right? and she's all looking at you with wide eyes, cause her oxygen (not her favorite tv channel) is getting cut off.
nostril sex == spidey's mom + anyone with a johnson
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When a man or woman wants a man to ejaculate into their nostrils. Usually right before climax as a surprise.
She was giving me head and right when I was about to blow she stuffed it into her nose and gave me the noury nostrils!
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When you unexpectedly walk into a bathroom that someone has just destroyed with a massive dookie bomb. The initial shock of the pungent odor filling your nose makes you stand stiff as your eyes roll back in your head. If you've ever experienced these symptoms, you were the victim of a Nostril Knockout....and it sucks to be you.
*Note* Old, overweight truckers who eat cloves of garlic whole, are the undisputed kings of the porcelain. It'd take years of training (and junk food) to dethrone them.
*Guy* Dude, I opened the bathroom door and the "Iron" Mike Tyson of poop hit me with a nasty left hook...is my nose bleeding?
*Other Guy* You were out for a good 10 seconds, so I called the fight due to Nostril Knockout.
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Snot, phlegm, boogers, that thick substance you can't get rid of no matter how many times you blow your nose when you've got a respiratory infection. Akin to lung cheese, except in your nose.
"I wish I could smell that fine meal you're making, but my head is full of nostril bree."
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When a person's nostril holes are higher than their septum.
Beavis has got some major dragon nostrils
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