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The color system contains 5 colors that describe the conditions of the other sex. It is an alternate system to the 0-10 number system. It is not exactly like the number system in that it incorporates more than just physical appearance, it also has the mental aspect involved. The colors are Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, and Red. You can ask your friends for their opinion on the situation and they can give you a color that they think is appropriate. The color is not necessarily the same for every person.
Blue- If It happens it happens. This is a situation where you are attracted to someone but you wouldn't make a move but if they did then you would go with it.
Green- Go for it. This is when you are attracted to this person and you want to pursue. It also works for when you see someone and think they are attractive but you don't know anything else about them.
Yellow- is caution. When a situation was formerly green and something about this person causes caution to the pursuer.
Orange- Is very cautionary. There is very little reason to continue pursuing this person. There is something that is wrong with them, or they don't get along with you or the people that you are around.
Red- Get out of there. This could be someone that is unattractive or just full blown crazy and you should have nothing to do with them. Cut off all communication get out of the situation.
When at a bar you can ask your friend what the color is on a girl. She is hot so your friend says green to encourage you to go for it.
If you can't get a good view of a someone you can ask for a color from "The Color System" on how hot they are.
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a new classifying system replacing the four bases.
One Star: making out
Two Stars: anything else with hands
Three Stars: hand jobs
Four Stars: oral sex
Five Stars: sex
Dude 1: How was the weekend?
Dude 2: I had a five star weekend, according to the star system!!
Dude 1: AWESOME.
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the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.
*kid* whenever my mom comes upstairs i use the magnet system and go downstairs
Everything and anything you say in math and school is right.
2+2 isn’t 4 using the giometric system it’s 18
The "Clock" System is an extremely common form of males to communicate to each that a hot girl is in their perimeter. However, this system can also be used by females as well, but is not very common
(Two guys walking and they see a hot girl to their right)
Guy #1-Yo, 3 o'clock.
Guy #2-Now that is what I call a fine piece of machinery.
Guy #1-You like how she didn't even notice we were staring because I was able to use a very handy secret code, The Clock System.
They reason, why quarter pounder hamburger in Europe called "Royale with cheese"
-Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-Royale with cheese
-Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker
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A forum on the gaming website Gamespot in which numerous factions of fanboys from Xbox(lemmings), Gamecube(Sheep), Playstation 2(Cows), and PC's(Hermits), fight over which is the better system. Many people find System Wars to be full of annoying idiots, but if you go in with the right attitude it can be quite fun.
Fable flopped, the lemmings have been owned!!
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