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When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
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Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.
Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
I love mens locker rooms = How Many qp
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The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™
A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.
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ben: "the toilets overflowing!"
travis: "too many cosbys"
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Synonymous to "ages ago" or "so long ago I've forgetten", but mainly refers to memory items that have been misplaced due to excessive marijuana use.
"Hey Tommy, do you remember that hot teacher from freshman math?"
"No way Cheech, that was many a doob ago"
A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
* Everyday freshness and protection from anal discharge
* Minor anal leakage
* Perspiration
* Skidmark protection any time
* Daily freshness and odor control
Thanks to Sweatfree Mani Pads, I no longer have to wipe after shitting and am skidmark free!
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Someone ... A female who is good of lots of different types of trades and home life ..better then saying shes a jack of all trades.
She's awesome ,she's a girl of many hats