The pinnacle of Hot Nans
She is the biggest GILF honesty
Constantly on my cock even though she is 6 ft under
Braiths Nan cant get off my cock
Braith Nan is dead
Braiths Nan is so fucking dead
A Nan, or Gran, who doesn't mind gambling her family's lives away, she will do anything for a good bet.
"who's got the bet-Nan?"
"you, you illiterate fuck"
A women of intense wisdom, although her roast potatoes are a bit soggy.
Don't mess with Gary's Nan
When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette
Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again
THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK AND INSULT
It’s like ‘ur mom’ but ‘ya nan’- it is a better comeback than ‘no u’ which honestly I would’ve never thought existed- It can also be used as an ‘ur mom’
Ya nan also rolls off the tongue
Bob: u ugly
Jefff: ya nan
Bob: *fucking dies*
To do a random weird act in order to please a higher power and hence getting someone you want to fall in love with you. e.g. pull a huge tutu over your head and screaming as loud as you can in a public setting.
Last time I chucked a nan was on Megan, not sure if it’ll work on you though. - chuck a nan.
Ur nan slang referral to basically anything
Q.What did you do this Wednesday
A. Had sex with ur nan