let me show you how it's done

A statement said by a fucking overconfident person

Jason: this is so difficult.

Vikas: let me show you how it's done, Jason.

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me love you long time

What Evil Tim says to coxey and vice versa

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Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir?

That depends, who's asking?

Alexander: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

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you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.

person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-

every me and every you

Every me and every you is a fanfic where spencer Reid and y/n get into bdsm. You can find this fanfiction on Wattpad.

Have you read every me and every you yet?

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hooray for me and fuck you

A derisive and crass expression, commonly used to convey a notion of self importance and or victory with total disregard for others. Common reactions are less than positive, as some people struggle triumphantly with the development of a sense of humor. It is typically used in a sarcastic fashion or when one is just plain killing it.

me- ha! totally didn't pay for that drink.

them- they forgot to charge you? you should pay for that.

me- right, except hooray for me and fuck you

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you, me, aurest, and the boys

originally coined by African- American philanthropist Vincent Myers, it refers to the grouping of the collective powers amongst 2 adolescent males that choose to associate themselves with albanian national congress representative aurest teme.

Man: I was going to watch the election of you, me, aurest, and the boys

Woman: Isnt this their second time running for congress?

Man: Yeah, they might win.

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