nuclear bomb

when you take off all your clothes, stand on top of the toilet and take a shit mid-air. The sound makes a very loud "bomb dropping" eruption.

nuclear bomb

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nuclear war

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.



apart from insects

in some light nuclear war would be exiting

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Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

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nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.

Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.

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Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.

Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"

Nuclear Atomic

Nuclear Atomic is a username in his own kind. It's someone you should know what he or she's capable of. Nuclear Atomic describes the word of power. Like some would throw you into a nuclear zone full of radiation. You will most likely see this name in videogames or as a profile on internet sites. However you should always know his power and be aware of it. In games he would smash you 'till your death. Nuclear Atomic is not known for its toxicity, but known as a "Player toxic maker". He eventually could ruin your day as an opponent. But if you are on his side, you'll have the greatest time ever. If some is a Nuclear Atomic, then people are anxiety around HIS reality. But remember: A Nuclear Atomic would only hurt you, when you hurt him.

ICrack90sinFN: "Hey I got smashed in VIDEOGAME"

Anonymous: "Or bruh dude you're so bad just quit"

ICrack90sinFN: "It was Nuclear Atomic"

Anonymous: "Holy mother of god... Bless you."

Nuclear Shitsplosion

When you swallow a quarter and it acts as a manhole cover for your anus. Then after a few days it releases unexpectedly in your pants, sighing with release but then realizing you did it in class.

I was at the arcade and someone threw a quarter and it went down my throat. The next three days I was afraid to bend over because I was going to have a nuclear shitsplosion.