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There are three subtypes of nursing students:
1. The nursing student who is decked head-to-toe in lulu lemon, whose mom or aunt is a nurse, who is addicted to coffee and has a slight partying problem. Associated with anxiety and tidy notes.
2. The LGTBQ+ nursing student who is extremely outgoing for everyone except the one clinical instructor who is a total lazy useless beotch. Associated with the straight type-3 nursing student.
3. The nursing student who wears sweats and sneakers to lecture every day. Male type-3 may have hockey hair, female type-3 will have shoulder-length hair. Associated with messy notes, messy bedrooms, and plant obsessions.
Did you see Abby? She is a total type-1 nursing student, she even wore lulu socks to the gym yesterday!
Wow, Jamie is a total type-2 nursing student, they're so nice! But I saw them roll their eyes at instructor Mike the other day, that was priceless.
A nurse with JUST a heavy load of duties within a (typically) 12.5 hour shift, plus unpaid overtime. Workloads includes conducting members of staff from a variety of background (OT, PT, DRs, Pharmacists, dieticians, SLT, etc), providing patient centre care, medications, wound dressing, blood sugars, discharges, admissions, assessments, handovers, teaching students, signing off NQN, and so on!
Doctor: I'm a doctor... This gender is JUST a nurse. They can help.
A character from that kids show from Jim Henson's Mother Goose Stories. She, yes "she" Is sometimes referred to as "SIS" due to the editing audio that was accidentally created in a parking lot at publix wich sounds like "siiiisss". In other media she is a force not to be reckoned with.
And in charge of her maids was nurse holloweg
That thicc nurse (usually older)from the emergency department who tries to hook up with all the firemen, paramedics and goonz (police)
Did you hear that the rookie hooked up with Nurse Thiccums?
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1. consuming a beer in a democratic nature 2. failing to finish a beer in a timely manner
Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and working on their nursing degree again"
Marc-"hey at least i'm not as democratic as don himself, sharing a miller lite with a 2 and leaving half of it"
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Someone who probably likes animals, enjoys their company and wants to protect them from stupidity, and if they don't already seriously dislike humans will learn very swiftly to do so. They have no fear of poo, wee, pus, flying dogs' nuts or serious maulings. They generally avoid aspiring to veterinarianship because they realise that it mainly involves desexing things, killing things, curing things that shouldn't be cured, trying to artificially rectify genetic problems that never would have occured but for man's arrogance, and peddling worm tablets; most of it is for the owner and the pharmaceutical companies, but not the pet. Fifi is old and wants to die now. Stop force-feeding her and sticking I.V.'s in her, you selfish human cunt. You obviously have serious issues with your own mortality. Fuck off and think about it while I go hang in the comparative sanity of the kennel room with the dogs and cats.
The vet nurse trotted obediently but sadly out to the freezer with a giant infected akita uterus, a dead dobermann and a flyblown guinea-pig.
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Bitches that don't even help us. They simply give us ice when we break our goddamn NOSE. Bitch do you even help us? Do you have a fucking degree for this? Please let principals fire you. You're just as useless as Donald Trump.
Student: School nurse I broke my arm, can you call the Doctor?
School Nurse: Have some ice and continue playing!
Student: what the fuck
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