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A perverted old man who enjoys raping innocent 5 year old boys.
"OMG, there's an uncle nutsack right over there and he's shagging a young boy!"
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when you dip your nut sack into a sock of nails and start vigorously masturbating until there nothing but skin and tissue. then freezing it into a popsicle like state then feeding it to your kids, tricking them into thinking it's a sundae.
kid: can i get a nutsack sundae from mcdonalds.
dad: no don't worry i already made some.
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To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
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An extremely dificult technique to pull of on Gears of War and Gears of War 2. Its when you soot somebody in the nutsack with a torque bow and watch as there nuts blow off of there body.
Guy 1: Wtf!! That n00b actually got me with the exploding nutsack technique!! Guy 2: Wow!!! You just got pwned by a n00b. Look at your nuts flying across the screen
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the act of one male inserting his testical into a females vagina, often done in the pile-driver position.
warning- only for the flexible
girl-"I want you to dip your balls in me"
guy-"No shit bitch thats called the nutsack slam dunk go look it up"
{does the nutsack slam dunk}
girl-"that was amazing you really know how to dunk those balls I think i-"
guy-"not now bitch, im in the fucking zone (continues to dunk while cutting her off in mid-sentance)"
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An old African-American male that normally looks like Morgan freeman. He goes around tickling Italian male's balls.
Barry: Donquavious Jarhavious keeps tickling my balls during my work meetings!
John: Donquavious Jarhavious is such an African Nutsack Tickler.
As i witness the magnificent sight through a whole on the wall, that's when it hit me. I'm feeling butterflies in my nutsack.