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BO, Body Odor so bad it would repel a very horny woman
Dude! You need to take a bath. Your Nympho Repellent could wake the dead. You smell like a gym locker
A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.
- Man my nympho cock must be pleased.
The rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.
Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?
Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.
Fella 1: Wot in fornication?
The combination of grunts, moans,
and the rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.
Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?
Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.
Fella 1: Wot in fornication?
Nymphomaniac women selected for the select task of keeping a male both occupied and imprisoned through the use of round the clock sexual intercourse. thus he lacks strength to even stand. for those who believe this idea is heaven this is an ironic twist of life. let me know how you feel after being drained for 5 times in a 2 hour period thats within a one day party that's lasted for the last 4 days going on 5
Ben had to go to work but he dare not even move les he wake the pit nymphos . For any kind of movement means to them you have energy for another round and shot
When you take a live squid and place its hood over your erect penis. Gently move the squid back and fourth until you shoot your white ejaculate into it, thus completing a reverse inking and release the squid back into the wild.
I feel like sex and seafood tonight I better find a squid and do the Nagasaki Nympho and kill two birds with one stone
When you take a live squid and place its hood over your erect penis. Gently move the squid back and fourth until you shoot your white ejaculate into it, thus completing a reverse inking and release the squid back into the wild.
I feel like sex and seafood tonight I better find a squid and do the Nagasaki Nympho and kill two birds with one stone