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When you have such a high degree of OCD and you see an amazing feet of order. You are over come with a combination of joy and relief. This is an OCD-gasm
Joey found a book shelf ordered by the colour of the book spines and had an OCD-gasm
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Idiot: "Omg i just rearranged my pencils im like So OCD"
Person with OCD: "Dude literally shut the fuck up"
a rare form of obsessive compulsive disorder which manifests itself in the form of an almost undeniable desire to create order but at the same time incur chaos.
Pants: Is there some kind of devious OCD?
Crack: Yea, I think I've heard about it.
Pants: Aw man, I think I have it.
When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.
That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!
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when tweeting the number of characters must end with a certain number.
Erika: Ugh! My last tweet ended in with a 3!
Jake: So?
Erika: All my tweets must end with the number 5 or 0, or else it's no good.
Jake: You have bad tweeting OCD.
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OCD: Orange County Disorder.
A severe behavioural disorder which swept the globe between 2003 - 2007, during which the Fox network aired "the O.C.", a glamorous teen drama centred around a group of self-centred teens.
Symptoms of OCD include: Nervous breakdowns while waiting for new episodes; inability to sleep without hearing a witty quip from Seth or a dumb-brunette catch-phrase from Summer; shouting things out during sleep such as "No! Don't punch him, Ryan! They'll send you back to juvi!" or "Put your damn bagels away, Sandy, nobody likes them!!".
Signs of the disorder include: Long, flowery dresses and excessive beaded necklaces, in imitation of Mischa Barton's fashion; a spray-on, orangey complexion; mass-consumption of bagels; the tendency to break off a relationship due to something frustratingly trivial such as an overdue term paper or a broken nail.
Kelli: And THEN Kirsten had to go to rehab, but she didn't want to, but they made her, and then she was all "oh ok, I'll go to rehab" but then Marissa was all "BANG BANG BANG!" and then Trey was all..
Cashier: Ma'am, I don't know who or care who this Melissa character is. Please pay for your magazines so I can carry on with my depressing life.
Bystander: Looks like a serious case of OCD.. Tsk tsk tsk..
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when you become so bored that you realize everything in your house is messed up, and you spend an extended amount of time just cleaning and straightening things up.
Last night after six hours of youtubeing, I got some mad boredom OCD and cleaned my whole living room.
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