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Office canary: a worthless or virtually worthless employee who will definitely be fired before you, but if that person does get fired, you had better look out.
Very similar to the canarys miners would take into the mine with them to warn them about poison gas. If the canary died, it was time to get out of dodge…
Where did the girl go that sat near the door?
She got let go and now I'm worried as she was my office canary.
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Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.
I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.
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Does all the crappy jobs in the office no-one else wants to do. Maybe involving going around town getting keys cut or popping over the post office to pick up post too.
You want me to do what? Throw that over to Dave, the office bitch!
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one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
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a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves
The office quarterback just handed off a bunch of her assignments to me, AGAIN!
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a person who enforces trolling upon a troll who is pissing off someone else, when doing this he or she protects and serves the weak who are trolled, while looking for lulz.
trollbation officer needs thought
when you have some quick sloppy sex at the office, then act like nothing happened
Michelle and I had an office freaky yesterday in the bosses office.
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